tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-975501950021355252024-02-07T01:30:08.943-06:00It's Such A Fine LineMeredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-80451717834089151492011-05-21T16:27:00.003-05:002011-05-27T13:12:21.171-05:00In Case of Emergency, Slice the Salami<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">What would be the last thing you eat before you die? People who love food ask this question to one another an ourselves a lot, a morbid amount actually. If I'm ever injured and need CPR, please administer it, but then also shove one of these items from my short list* in my mouth just in case I don't make it (in no particular order): </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">I think the worst thing that a nervous person could ever hear is, "The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself." I mean I love FDR, but as a rider on the fear train, I don’t need anyone to suggest that I should add fear to my list of worries. Despite what has been at times a general sense of Woody Allen-esque neurosis, I have managed to have a lot of adventures. Seven years ago I was on study abroad in </span><city><place><span style="font-family: Arial;">Strasbourg, France</span></place></city><span style="font-family: Arial;"> (adventure!) and became roommates with Megan (whom I now refer to as my platonic life partner). Megan was probably the first person I had ever met who really encouraged me to take risks, certainly the first person that I believed when she told me I would be fine. Since that first day in </span><country-region><place><span style="font-family: Arial;">France</span></place></country-region><span style="font-family: Arial;"> we have had many hilarious, awkward, and strange escapades across many countries, including a drunken promise to move back to France which we actually did, and we are continuing our antics here in </span><city><place><span style="font-family: Arial;">Chicago</span></place></city><span style="font-family: Arial;">. It’s a game changer of the largest proportion to have someone encouraging you to do things you would otherwise be too afraid to attempt, even better when that person loves your crazy ideas too. I feel lucky to have a posse of ladies here, my dear </span><stockticker><span style="font-family: Arial;">PLP</span></stockticker><span style="font-family: Arial;"> at the helm, who are fearless and who constantly remind me to forget about the tuck and roll and just enjoy the somersault. </span></span>Meredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-10949982978493790452011-03-27T16:31:00.001-05:002011-03-27T16:40:25.324-05:00What Do You Doodle?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The best job I've ever had was the summer I worked a gelato stand in Kalamazoo. I had just graduated from high school and was living in my first apartment. I had a very old, very beautiful Schwinn (since stolen in Chicago) that I would ride to work. I would often eat peanut buttery gelato for lunch, because that peanut butter swirl added a lot of extra protein. For dessert I might have the raspberry tiramisu gelato with some hot fudge added. Since then I almost never eat sweets because I'm pretty sure I used up my lifetime supply of insulin. Surprisingly, the ice cream was not the number one reason this job was the greatest, it's that I worked alone and spent most of the day sketching and writing while listening to whatever stack of music I had brought from home that morning. Some of the ideas I came up with that summer fueled my writing in college for the next four years. Also, I probably ate my body weight in free ice cream. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A few months ago I was approached by a dude at karaoke who started our conversation by asking me my major. It's been about six years since that has happened and while I guess I am old enough now to see that as a compliment, I was also grossed out because that meant I was being hit on by someone that I could have babysat for. I informed him that I was no longer in college but that I had a writing degree which prompted him to say, "So you work as a writer." Adorable. He was pretty sure that his School of the Art Institute degree in photography would get him a photography job right out of college. I miss those disillusioned days of art school when everyone thought their day job would be their creative careers. I was not willing to crush the baby photographer's dream in the smoky haze of the VFW, I believe years 24-28 will take of that sufficiently. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Last week my Uncle Keith passed away. He was an incredibly talented woodturner who practiced his craft diligently for six decades, was a founding member of the American Association of Woodturners, and taught free classes to anyone interested in learning the art. He did not make his living as a woodturner but he did not let his day job define his life and he never stopped attending to what he loved to do. Throughout my time in southern Illinois last week I found myself continually impressed and inspired by that part of his life. I spent so many post-college years trying to figure out how to come up with a career that would fulfill all of my interests and creative life. I came up with some weird solutions, started applying for grad schools, and then stopped this November. I realized that what I really want to do is a lot of little creative things. I want to have time to work on my <a href="http://www.hotairchicago.com/">podcast</a>, to start a screenplay project with a friend and fellow writer, I want to take odd little freelance projects, I want to start banjo lessons (wildcard!), I want to spend a Sunday afternoon writing this blog and not worrying about Monday morning. None of this is to say that I hate my job, I actually find it very entertaining, but I have given up on the idea that I will have the kind of career that is straightforward, "I do this, so I am this." The other day I was having a conversation with someone who was lamenting how much she hates asking and being asked the question "So, what do you do?" I suggested that we instead start asking, "So, what do you doodle?" I promise you that the answer will be so much more insightful. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">There are about three bars in my neighborhood that I orbit around. I will confess that I am territorial and protective of each of them. These are the places where if I stop in for a drink I will likely know several people also hanging out or working behind the bar. There is a gnarly phenomenon amongst certain groups of Midwestern men in which they are so completely disrespectful to women it is unbelievable. Therein is the thing that makes me lose my temper these days in big, hot, profanity laden displays of fury. The list of skirmishes is long but here are three of my favorites from the last six months: When a dude told me that "Jolene" is a shitty song while I was singing it at my karaoke spot. When a dude asked if the chair next to me was taken and when I said yes he sat down anyway. When a dude said about me and a friend, "I don't know why these bitches are being so fucking stupid." That last one was a doozy and ended with him trying to sit in down at our table at which point I pulled the chair out from under him and kind of threw it...temper. In each of these cases the sense of entitlement is what kills me and they seem genuinely surprised when they get called out for acting like an utter dick weed. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">These men and the ladies they roll with (who seem to lack some sense of solidarity with their fellow females and no sense of how to dress in a seasonally appropriate way) have steadily taken over the neighborhood on the weekends. It used to be that they had the toehold on Bucktown and we all resolved to not to go north of North Ave. Well having ventured north of Division on a weekend for the first time in a long time, let me confirm that the Lincoln Park army has taken Wicker Park. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I don't pretend to think that I'm not a part of gentrification albeit an earlier wave. But you know what I didn't do when I moved to the neighborhood, I didn't start calling the old Ukrainian women bitches and I didn't throw things at them from my moving car. Last night a</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">fter leaving one of my three bars (the only one north of Division) I was waiting to cross an intersection with my friend Megan when she was hit in the chest with something thrown from a passing car. It's like it happened in slow motion, I saw the blur of the object, heard the thwack of something hitting her down coat, and then it landed at her feet. A chicken bone. Someone hit her with a chicken bone. They may have won the battle but we can win the war if we start throwing entire rotisserie chickens at any asshole wearing Ed Hardy. Follow me and my tiny fists of fury. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">My parents moved to the country when my oldest sister was a toddler. To say that they were back to the land hippies is half true, my mom lived in town and was just along for the ride but my dad never really left the land. He grew up on a self-sufficient farm and lumber mill in Southern Illinois. They didn't have electricity until he was in junior high, indoor plumbing came along after he graduated high school. My aunts and uncles remember riding in a horse and wagon with my grandparents. Grocery shopping consisted of about five items that they didn't grow or raise themselves (sugar, salt, coffee, spices, flour). I remember being a kid and my dad saying to me, "Doesn't it bother you that you don't know where your milk comes from?" I think I was six and I had no idea what he was talking about. My parents tried to preserve a way of life that was and is continually vanishing, the connection between the land you live on and the food you eat. My sisters and I all hated it . </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Growing up I completely resented that my friends didn't have to do hard labor on the weekends an all summer long. Not once was I allowed to watch Saturday morning cartoons, though I did hear that they ruled. I was up early to can tomatoes, pick green beans, stack fire wood, or tap trees for maple syrup (this was in late winter early spring). Trying to describe the way I grew up starts to sound like an episode of "Little House on the Prairie" no one else I knew had to build a fire after school in a cast iron stove. I did get to cut the tall grass with a scythe and no one else I knew was allowed to use incredibly dangerous, sharp farm tools. Prize! My sisters and I constantly vowed that we would never, under any circumstances, have a garden or live in the country. It sucked. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Distance makes the heart grow fonder and now that we can all choose the lives we want to lead, we all have a garden and all love Bluegrass (another thing we thought sucked). I am the age my dad was when he had my oldest sister and I get it dude, loud and clear. Last night I went to a square dance, I'm learning wood turning, I want to take fiddle lessons this spring, and I can't live without growing my own tomatoes in the summer. I love the city, I am in love with Chicago, but give it a few years and you will probably find me on a front porch in Louisville eating homemade pickles. This is my wildest dream. </span><br />
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</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Some people find it odd to celebrate Valentine's Day with your family. The Adams family calls bullshit, we would also like to invite you to dinner because we love guests. When I was growing up we always made each other cards. My mom would let us pick out special paper, stickers, heart-shaped doilies, I reliably wanted a metric ton of glitter, then my sisters and I would craft. On the actual holiday we would exchange cards, my mom would give us a little present, then we would eat holiday dinner. Starting around the time I was twelve that dinner became cream of morel soup (dried from the previous Spring's woodland hunting), bread and cheese, and my mom would make a Black Forest cake for dessert. This cake takes two days to make and is four layers, it's a goddamn serious endeavor. Overall we came up with the most rich, decadent meal that we could think of, it's like we were aiming for gout. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This Valentine's Day wasn't shaping up to be that awesome. I spent most of the last week dreading it actually. Then yesterday I walked into my favorite bar, to listen to one of my favorite musicians, and saw three of my favorite people get so excited to see me. Then we spent the next two hours laughing so hard it bordered on crying/screaming. So today I went back to the roots so to speak, I spent the day telling the people that I love just how amazing I think they are. You're in the mix too, dear readers whoever you might be, you are my ultimate Valentine this year and I'm so grateful to have ever made you laugh, or think, or remember your own weird stories. Happy Valentine's Day, you're the heart of gold. </span></div>Meredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-36104377051595913102011-02-07T22:55:00.002-06:002011-02-07T23:05:01.253-06:00"If he's crazy, what does that make you?"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">If a man is walking toward a woman and he wants to make a provocative comment to her as they pass one another, he's got just enough time to get out two words. I have noticed this lately in my own strolls up and down Chicago Avenue. One recent example took place as I walked past a man asking other people for money but to me he made some kissy noises and said, "Baby, please!" I turned half expecting him to complete the line with "don't go" but instead noticed that he was standing a couple of feet away from what was pretty clearly his own poop. I have seen this dude before...peeing on the corner of Damen and Chicago while wearing giant, yellow waders. Chicago Ave is his oyster and apparently the metaphorical shell reminds him of a toilet seat. As I kept walking I remembered a similar scene as I walked past "El Moderno Mexico" on Ashland and a man who was peeing against the building turned and said, "How you doin' mamacita?" While more than two words I give him points for a) continuing to pee and b) saying that to me while I had to step over his stream of urine as is pooled on the sidewalk.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Every once in a while I forget that I have a beacon for truly crazy strangers but rest assured the beacon never waivers. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This started when I had my first few jobs in downtown Kalamazoo. In the center of the downtown area is the Rickman House which is a half-way house for mentally disabled adults. At any given time there was an amazing cast of characters roaming the city. One wore a huge feather headdress, and referred to himeself as The Chief (no, he was not aware he was making a reference to "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"). One man was dressed as Uncle Sam complete with wig and flag and would propose marriage to every woman he saw. There was a very large woman who would often, I saw it more than three times, get naked and dance to her reflection in front window of one particular store (hilariously named The Mole Hole). Since I worked in coffee shops in Kalamazoo for years, if there is one thing crazy people like to do it is drink coffee for a million hours, I got to know my regulars very well. More than my fellow employees I started to notice that I was the one that they sought out and cornered with their poetry for hours. To be honest, they were just more interesting and much funnier than the majority of college kids that were also hanging out. Therein is the source of the beacon. People who are continually met with dismissal when they try to start a conversation are keenly aware of when there is a window in a listener. Let me state for the record that I have no poker face for anything, ever, at all, so whenever someone says something bonkers the window blows open. Like when a man said to me,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> "I would drink your bathwater!" I said, "That's disgusting!" Then we both laughed and walked away.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">At this point in my life the people who know me the best, who have known me the longest say things like, "You have more weird interactions with strangers than anyone I've ever met." That is actually a quote directly following this example: while walking down Division I was mid-sentence with my companion when the homeless Rastafarian passing us held up his hand, we high-fived, and I continued my story without missing a beat. </span>Meredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-13812991381721169852011-01-25T22:09:00.004-06:002011-02-09T13:27:28.838-06:00I'm Going to Call it Winsome Overall<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A few months ago two of my friends and I decided to start a podcast because we realized that our interactions with each other already sounded like a show. We crack ourselves up and often when we spend time with other people they seem to think we are amusing. A lot of really brilliant, funny, talented people I know have great ideas but never do anything about them because they can't get past the voices of self-doubt to get to a point of self-promotion. I certainly have struggled with the hang-up of believing that no one else will be interested and aborting my ideas before they see the light of day. This is referenced in the first episode of the podcast, but after a theorizing about the origins of SNL which I imagine started with Lorne Michaels saying to a friend, "Hey, I've got a great idea for a comedy show." That is not to say that we think that we just created something on par with SNL (when it's a good season), but that everything starts with a crazy little idea and my new motto is that I don't mess around with good ideas anymore. </div><div style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">For as long as I can remember I have used humor to deal with just about everything in my life. If I'm nervous, uncomfortable, flirting, or feel really at ease I am making jokes most of the time, and if it's not out loud just believe me that it is like a sitcom in my brain 24/7. I'm not saying that every situation and every moment needs to be funny or fun, because that's completely irrational. What I am saying is that it helps to be able to find the funny in anything when you need it. In case of emergency, tell a poop story. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I do know that this last week of this month, last of the year, has been been a whirlwind of somehow talking to or seeing many of my favorite people and doing many of my favorite things. Either 2010 is really trying to turn it around, or 2011 is going to be so incredible that it is leaking into the past year. I like the latter. It is a courteous question leading up the December 31st, to ask people what their plans for New Year's Eve will entail. In doing so I am reminded that I might be the only person I know who considers this their favorite holiday. I love it for three reasons: the countdown fills me with such anticipation that when everyone yells, "Happy New Year!" I tear up with joy. This has been my reaction since childhood and I'm so grateful I haven't lost it yet. Also, the song, "Auld Lang Syne," to hear everyone sing, or at least listen to, a Robert Burns poem set to music is almost too much for my nerdy self to bear. Third, but probably most importantly, is that it feels momentous if you let it, and I always let it. Try it, you'll like it. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">On Tuesday I went to a party at my friend Sarah's house for the winter solstice. It was less hippie then it sounds, just a house full of ladies, sensible snacks, and bonfire at midnight to rid ourselves of the burdens that 2010 laid at our feet...actually that sounds incredibly hippie. Calling the party Burning Plan probably doesn't help de-hippie it either. Most people I know (definitely the women who showed up) have felt that 2010 was nothing to sneeze at. Burning Plan was a chance for us to purge all the shit we don't want to follow us into 2011, a chance to say our best intentions for the new year out loud to friends who will hold us accountable to a better self, a chance to drink a lot of tequila and laugh really, really hard. I grew up in a household of strong, funny, smart, amazing women and I am so thankful to keep discovering new communities of ladies who are impressive as hell. </span><br />
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</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Let me first disclaimer that I can keep it genuinely classy with some effort. I am excellent at getting dressed up for fancy things, I am super polite, parents love me, I have this French woman hang up about never letting anyone see me brush my hair or apply lipstick. Which brings me to another old French lady rule, I don't leave the house without lipstick, earrings, and Chanel perfume. I'm goddamn Edith Piaf when I want to be. But I also made fisting jokes at two separate, work-related, Hanukkah parties. I also called a fifty-something, widow from the suburbs, who might be my new interim boss "Dude." Then I told Dude a funny story about neck tattoos. I had a conversation about how choking on a piece of good salami wouldn't be the worst way to die, in fact it might be ideal. I instituted a rule at my ladies only Bloody Mary event that we can only listen to classic rock (predominately Bruce Springsteen). I was trying on new glasses and I said to the salesperson, "These make me look like Bruce Valanch." These are just the things I can remember, these are just from the last week. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I don't know if there is a lesson to learn from all of this. Maybe the title of my blog really relates more to the fine line between being quirky and charming, and being a weird ladydude. </span></div>Meredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-80853454057541666532010-12-14T17:30:00.001-06:002010-12-17T11:31:37.970-06:00How Do You Spell That?<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It is a very slippery slope to take one day off from writing, suddenly four have gone by. Lesson learned maybe. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It’s such a tricky thing to think of a name for a little human, and so important. Before I was born my parents were convinced that I was a boy. They had one boy name picked out, Evan, and strangely no back-up plan given the odds. It took them three days to think of a name which they did about two hours before they brought me home. I have heard some of these names and feel incredibly lucky to have left <place><placename>Bronson</placename> <placetype>Hospital</placetype></place> with Meredith Jane. Contenders were: Marijane (yes, really and spelled just like that), Daisy, Lucy, Dulcinea (from Don Quixote fame), and the real wild card was Kristen. I can only imagine how my life could potentially be different if I was Daisy or for god’s sake Dulcinea. People have a hard enough time understanding or spelling Meredith, it runs the gamut from Marydeth, to Beredith, to Matilda, to my personal favorite, Mames. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I don't like winter at all but what I do like is wintertime projects. So far for this winter I have this blog and soon I will have a podcast with two of the sassiest ladies I have met. There will banter and talk of music so I don't know how much better that could get. Last week I invited one of my oldest friends and his wife to dinner. His email response was one of the funniest, strangest, things I have ever read in a while. He clearly needs to be writing and so I proposed starting some new projects with him. I would like to extend that invitation to anyone I know, or don't know, looking for collaboration. Let's do something other than be outside for a while, the outfits and hot toddies are so much better indoors anyway. </span>Meredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-78539298369025094462010-12-07T22:40:00.002-06:002010-12-07T22:48:16.320-06:00Good Thing He's Got That Face<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Recently, as in a few hours ago, I thought that I really liked James Franco. This began with his role (mustache) in <i>Milk</i>. Then there was a great piece in the <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2010/07/12/100712ta_talk_goodyear">The New Yorker</a> profiling his project with the <a href="http://www.moca.org/">MOCA</a> and oddly "General Hospital." He's a writer, good actor, his face is pretty, and he's a total weirdo. The theme of the day, nay, theme of my life is don't be surprised when a weirdo turns out to be weird. So I expected Franco to really bring some entertainment tonight when I watched his episode of "Inside the Actors' Studio." I was surprised to find that when he wasn't boring he was annoying. Even his answers to the ten Bernard Pivot questions asked by James Lipton were lame.* With every uninteresting answer he gave I thought about what would have been a better answer, and by that I mean mine. </span><br />
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<li style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0.1em;"><i>What turns you on? </i> A sense of humor</li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.1em;"><i style="line-height: 1.5em;">What turns you off? </i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 1.5em;">Insecurity and </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 24px;">pessimism </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 1.5em;"> </span></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.1em;"><i style="line-height: 1.5em;">What sound or noise do you love? </i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 24px;">Accordion</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 1.5em;"> music (yes, really)</span></li>
<li style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0.1em;"><i>What sound or noise do you hate? </i>Fingernails on denim</li>
<li style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0.1em;"><i>What is your favorite curse word? </i>Ass ___(I fill in the blank liberally i.e. clown, hat, face)</li>
<li style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0.1em;"><i>What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? </i>Scandinavian fisherman, this may be due mostly to a love of the sea and bulky sweaters. </li>
<li style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0.1em;"><i>What profession would you not like to do? </i>Taxidermist </li>
<li style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0.1em;"><i>If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? </i> Nicely played Adams! Then we would high five and go bowling with my grandmother. Apparently, in my mind God is The Dude. </li>
</span></ol><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 24px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">*He did give one, mildly funny answer to his favorite swear which was "shit burger." </span></i></span></span></div></div>Meredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-67900530489580481342010-12-06T21:28:00.002-06:002010-12-06T21:30:58.937-06:00Animal Style<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I found out this weekend that the creator of <a href="http://www.mjt.org/">The Museum of Jurassic Technology</a> (and MacArthur fellow) <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">is an alumni at <place><placename>Kalamazoo</placename> <placetype>College</placetype></place>, my alma mater. This is interesting to me because a) K College is very small, around 1,200 students, and b) the Museum quickly became one of my favorite places in <city><place>L.A.</place></city> the last time I was there. I once heard it described as David Lynch in a box and that is the most accurate review I have heard. It is strange, beautiful, confusing, and easily a vacuum for hours and hours of your day. Also, it is next door to an In-N-Out Burger, a required stop every time I am in <city><place>L.A.</place></city> which is with some frequency since my oldest sister has lived there for more than a decade with her husband who is a native to the city. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Here's the thing, I love </span><a href="http://www.avecrestaurant.com/" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">avec</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">, it can do no wrong. An English pea crostini once made my sister and me well up and that was just peas so you can imagine all the ways they can work meat. When </span><a href="http://thepublicanrestaurant.com/" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Publican</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> opened with the general focus on the holy trinity (pork, oysters, and beer) I knew I would be spending some quality time in a wooden pen with Kumamoto oysters. As an added bonus they make the best Bloody Mary in city for Sunday brunch. But when I heard rumblings that Paul Kahan was going to add to his entourage with a taco and whiskey joint in my neighborhood all I could say was, "That's all I want in life." I might have even whispered it. If you know me at all then you know that isn't an exaggeration. If we are ranking top three best food categories, tacos, sandwiches, and pizza, they line up in that order for my affection. I would also like to clarify that I don't count hot dogs as a sandwich, if I did they would be in a dead heat with tacos. Speaking of which you should have seen my reaction when Big Star added a hot dog to their menu, actually you should have seen me mashing my face into it, just boldly mashing.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A year has gone by since I first fell for Big Star. Sure we've had some rough nights together, nights were you wake up the next morning and you have cat food in your tights and beer in one cowboy boot, but we are still going strong fueled by a steady supply of bourbon and pork like an good love affair.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Knock on wood twice but Birdie hasn't had any major illnesses, just some minor weird ones. There was a time when one eye would swell, then the next week the other eye would swell. This happened only on the weekend when her regular vet was closed of course. To this day my best guess is that she was napping with some spiders. Then she had to get some teeth taken out. The day after her surgery she was in the window, when I pulled back the curtain it was like she turned to face me in slow motion, revealing a weirdly swollen cheek and eye. I swear I heard organ music at that moment, it was very Phantom of the Opera. Most recently she had a bladder infection which while uncomfortable for her, it also cost an uncomfortable amount to treat. Two things about Birdie getting sick: I fear it constantly. I am a keen observer of her quirks and become very worried at any inconsistency. Thing two is that when it does happen or I think it's happening, I cry constantly. I cry when I realize she doesn't feel well, in the car on the way to the vet, in the exam room, and on the way home even after she's fine. It's super unhelpful. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This morning I thought she was getting another bladder infection. Without going into detail just trust that I had my reasons to believe that was the case. I called the vet from work and then cried in my cubicle. I also cried a little while in my pilates class while doing some leg lifts. Hopefully no one noticed. When I got home from work I was still suspicious that she was ill. Finally, hours after I got home she peed normally and I cheered, I actually cheered. Which really illustrated how truly strange pet ownership can be. People (me) are wacky about their animals. Also, how would I ever manage having a child? I would probably have a minor stroke every time it barfed. </span><br />
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</span>Meredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-86565396825921807132010-11-30T22:09:00.002-06:002010-12-01T14:47:02.048-06:00Karaoke: Like Life, But Better<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In about an hour I am going to dust off my favorite cowboy boots and sweater vest for an evening of Fleetwood Mac at Danny's (my fashion sense is a little more Buckingham than Nicks). I have been experiencing a renaissance of Fleetwood Mac lately. This culminated with the discovery that I love to sing their songs at karaoke. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I'm headed into my third year of frequenting a magical little place I like to call VFW Post 7975 for karaoke and other attractions. This post is not about the Post, mostly because I'm saving it for a short story collection, but more about the few lessons I have learned from karaoke, which like life you have to accept your shortcomings and embrace your strengths. For example, most people love Bruce Springsteen (this is an assumption based on good faith in humankind) but most people can't sing "Born to Run." Yes, it is a great goddamn song, one of the best, but attempting and failing to sing it well will not make your new friends. (Side note: If you do sing it well we should be friends, or better friends. If you sing "Streets of Fire" well we should get matching tattoos). I love Aretha Franklin but I have learned to leave "Do Right Woman" well enough alone. I can sing Dolly Parton's "Jolene" and most of Patsy Cline's hits. Granted, first ladies of country is not my first choice, but I can pull them off and have found satisfaction in doing so. You can imagine my delight in discovering with a friend that we can sing the hell out of "The Chain" and haven't failed with any song off of <i>Rumours</i> to date. These are our first choices and we can kill it on the mic when she sings the Lindsey Buckingham parts and I sing the Stevie Nicks parts (I can't have Buckinham fashions and vocals, that would be too much). </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We started with "The Chain" and again while I have to reiterate that we are really good at all of them, I think that is our finest work. You have to know some heartbreak, some loss, some disillusionment to get that song right and it's a real cruncher that we can both belt it out so well. But maybe that's exactly the way to the other side of tough times, through a song, with good friends, and lots of whiskey. Increasingly I think my sentiment is bending toward old cowboy wisdom and I am more than fine with that. </span>Meredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-13827425017302991582010-11-29T22:58:00.003-06:002010-11-30T10:45:29.194-06:00The Lady Gets What the Lady Wants<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Let the record show that I am a bit of a night owl. Lately, I need less sleep then I ever have before. I seem to be fine going out almost every night, sleeping for five or six hours, and then working my normalish office job. Sure there are hiccups along the way such as actively trying to nap on the toilet paper dispenser in the bathroom at work, but sometimes you just encounter a gnarly Wednesday. </span><br />
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The other night I wrote something on Facebook around three or four AM about eating bread nachos (these differ greatly from the cracker nachos I often eat at work which I also recommend). When I talked to my oldest sister she wondered what the fuck was going wrong in my life that I am eating bread nachos. That is a very valid question and my response was, "Well I'm trying to eliminate my four AM feeding."</span><br />
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</span></div></div>Meredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-89083553700084034422010-11-28T23:53:00.002-06:002010-11-30T11:06:46.000-06:00Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A few weeks ago my wallet was stolen. I was out to dinner with a friend and my bag was on the stool next to me at the bar. I saw a man standing behind the stool, I reached over and touched my bag, wondered if I should move it, and then thought "Don't assume everyone is out to get you. He is clearly just making time with a lady at the bar." But the thing is, my first instinct was right. He reached into my bag and while I was still finishing my burger he was using my credit card to buy $900 worth of Jesus knows what at a CVS (most my recent theory is costly prosthetic limbs). I keep bumping into this problem, as do many of my friends, the difficulty of trusting yourself. You think someone is stealing your wallet? They probably are. You think you should cross the street to avoid a dude while your alone? You absolutely should. You know you shouldn't continue a dicey interaction with someone? You will feel better if you didn't </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">There is an existential phenomenon that seems to occur in ones mid to late 20s and lasts until probably the early 30s, also known as the return of Saturn. Everyone goes a little bonkers. Everything you hold dear is thrown into to question and life probably becomes one big, chaotic, shit show. The best advice that anyone can ever hear is that the the only thing in your way is yourself. I like to think of it as a Chinese finger trap, the more you resist, the more you think it is the things around you, the more panicked and trapped you feel. When you finally calm down you realize that it was you creating the trap entire time and it will seem so obvious. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">My hope for all of us is that we can listen to ourselves but also know when we should get out of our own goddamn way. </span><br />
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</span>Meredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-49559102463027663152010-11-27T23:01:00.001-06:002010-11-27T23:02:42.661-06:00Turn It Out<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Even since his collaboration with <a href="http://www.allenpearce.com/JoshuaTreeUpdate.htm">Heath Ceramics</a>, I have been infatuated with the wood work of <a href="http://www.allenpearce.com/">Alma Allen</a>. In college my minor was in the ceramics department where I spent the first year figuring out clay and the last three working with porcelain. During my time working on the wheel I talked with my dad about how it compared to wood turnings,which he had been creating for years, for the first time ever we could talk tools together. When I came across the Heath-Allen collaboration I realized that I would love to be able to create new work that combines thrown clay and wood turnings. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This morning I spent time with my dad in his workshop for my first woodturning lesson. He taught me the difference between a scraper (smooths the wood) and a gouge (for deeper cuts and design). If you think these using a scraper and a gouge sounds dangerous, try using them on a piece of maple that is spinning at 1,200 rpm. Also, when your teacher says, "Don't do that because then shit could really go wrong" and you remember that he is missing fingers (not from woodworking FYI) you fully realize that shit going wrong really means business. After a few hours I was able to turn three shapeless logs into smooth, tapered spindles. My next lesson is next month and will work up to turning from a faceplate to make my first bowl. I hope everyone likes lumpy wooden bowls because that is what you are all getting for Hanukkah. </span>Meredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-62538554591745727492010-11-26T22:27:00.000-06:002010-11-26T22:27:16.702-06:00Homesteaders Club<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">My family loves a good board game. A typical good time at my parents' house includes hours of cooking, eating, many bottles of wine, a veritable sit-in around the dining room table to see who can tell the funniest story, and the conclusion is a rousing game (accompanied by beer and salami). My nephews, August and Isaac, are getting to the age where they want in on the action so we have introduced the all-ages game starting today. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We played a game called "Camp," it was terrible so don't buy it. I will not go into detail about how poorly conceived it was but I will say that it involved nature trivia questions. I am continually impressed with the fact that my parents seem to know nearly everything about the natural world. This might seem like a gross exaggeration but it actually isn't. When we are outside together they can name what seems like every tree, plant, bird, mushroom, and can go into detail about their particular function in the ecosystem. It kills me. They also have this amazing skill set: knitting, stained glass, baking, wood working, blacksmithing, knife making, building, gardening, the list goes on and on and becomes even more frontiersy. I am 28-years-old and I still feel like I have only learned 2% of what they have to teach me. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I would like to increase that percentage starting this weekend. I've decided that tomorrow will be my first wood turning lesson. Here's hoping I return to Chicago intact. </span>Meredithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455121937626061626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97550195002135525.post-51421258273926600822010-11-25T21:42:00.000-06:002010-11-25T21:42:05.740-06:00How You Know You're From Good People<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Today when I came home for Thanksgiving I was greeted by my mother wearing a very bright tie-dyed shirt that I owned in 8th grade, let me note a very brief phase of mine. There was something about my 62-year-old mother wearing this that set up an evening of "anything goes." Somehow I ended up confessing over salami how I recently got very stoned and decided I shouldn't smoke weed anymore. They agreed I should probably give up the ghost on that one. Then we talked about how much we all love Bruce Springsteen, and how "Born to Run" is probably all of our favorite song. Then I told them my idea for a Jewish comic book hero called The Midnight Mohel. They agreed that it would be a runaway success and offered some additional storyline ideas. I suggested that it seemed like we had all just smoked weed, they agreed again. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">My favorite exchange took place over burgers, beer, and Saints vs Cowboys with one of my sisters and her girlfriend. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mom: I started to like Joe Montana because he has such a cool name. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Me: Yeah but only the last name, I mean you put any name in front of Montana and it's going to be awesome...except Hannah.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Then we all laughed, maybe with excessive loudness, and at that moment I thought, "I'm really glad these people are my family because </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">I recognize how hilarious they are and am thankful that they seem to think I am equally as funny</span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">."</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Happy Thanksgiving, stoners. </span></span><br />
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